As more members of the community became ill, the mayor of
the town came to the preacher and said, “The CDC is recommending that everyone
wear masks in public and that we limit indoor gatherings. I recommend that you
and your congregation comply for the sake of the community.” The preacher
replied, “I do not trust the CDC. No one is going to take away our freedom and
make us wear masks. I trust in the Lord. He will save us.”
As things got worse in town and the ICU filled up, the
preacher saw on the television news that both the present and former presidents
of the United States were advising everyone to get the COVID vaccine. The
preacher proclaimed to his congregation, “We must not listen to politicians! They
are in the pocket of Big Pharma. The vaccine is the Mark of the Beast. Do not receive
it. Faith over fear! The Lord will protect us.”
Shortly later the preacher became ill, was hospitalized, and soon died of COVID. He stood before his Lord in heaven, and asked the Almighty, “I had unwavering faith in you, Lord. Why did you not protect me?” The Lord replied, “I sent my messengers telling you to wear masks, practice social distancing and get the vaccine! What more did you want from me?!”