Wednesday, June 21, 2023

I, Robot Pastor

There has been a lot written about artificial intelligence recently. Experts are debating the dangers of AI taking over human jobs and possibly eventually endangering the survival of the human race. Think Terminator. It all seems a bit sci-fi to me. But recently one story hit home. It was a news account of a worship service designed and led by an Artificial Intelligence. It happened this month at a convention of German Protestants in Fuerth, Germany.

A chatbot, personified by an avatar on a screen, led 300 Christians in a forty-minute worship service that included prayers, music, and a sermon written by OpenAI's ChatGPT. The experimental service was conceived by Jonas Simmerlein, a theologian from the University of Vienna. The response to the service was mixed. Most participants said that the service was emotionless and boring. But that can also be said of many human-led services! Other people said the worship experience was better than they expected.

Anyway it got me thinking about AI in the church. There are already AI counselors; why not pastoral counselors? A company called X2AI Inc. invented a therapeutic AI named Tess. They describe Tess as a “psychological AI that administers highly personalized psychotherapy, psycho-education and health-related reminders, on-demand, when and where the mental health professional isn’t.”

The Institute for Creative Technologies at the University of Southern California has a virtual reality AI named Ellie. Ellie’s body language mirrors that of an actual therapist, responding to emotional cues, nodding affirmatively when appropriate, and adjusting in her seat. She can mimic a human therapist because her algorithm perceives 66 points on a person’s face and reads their emotional state. Sounds like pastoral care to me. Call her robo-pastor.

Preaching bots could have a future in the church. Mega churches already have pastors doing remote preaching to satellite campuses, so people are used to preachers appearing exclusively on screens. There is certainly a shortage of preachers these days, especially for small congregations that cannot afford a seminary trained pastor. Most churches use screens and projectors for music and announcements, so they can just plug a virtual preacher into the presentation.

The technical bugs that were responsible for the emotionless and boring preaching in Germany can be worked out. Even if they are not, I have sat through a lot of emotionless and boring sermons preached by human beings. AI preachers cannot do much worse. At least with Artificial Intelligence you are guaranteed of an intelligent sermon, even if it is artificial. Plus you can program AI to stop preaching on time, which is a great advantage over human preachers.

The Southern Baptist Convention, who last week officially made it illegal for SBC churches to employ a female pastor, can use white, male, cisgender avatars. Progressive churches could choose from a variety of genders and races. Likewise theology can be programed according to preference. Churches can have conservative, liberal, or moderate bots.  Baptist, Catholic, and even Pentecostal bots speaking in robotic glossolalia. Perhaps synagogues and mosques can join in the fun. Inter-faith bots. The possibilities are endless.

But can such virtual preachers inspire us? That is the question. Can they connect us to the Spirit? I guess if God can speak to Moses through a bush and to Balaam through a donkey, then God could speak to us through an AI. After all, is anything too difficult for God? One could argue that God can sneak into an algorithm as easily as entering stubborn human hearts. This is fun to speculate about, although probably a bit sacrilegious. (Sorry if I went too far!)

In the end, true spirituality is not about designing and leading a worship service. It is not about communicating religious doctrine and ethics. Spirituality is about awareness of the divine and communicating that awareness. It is about spiritual consciousness. Perhaps one day AI will be conscious. Then we can have a discussion about robot rights. For the moment that is pure science fiction. Today the most that AI can do is impersonate a boring preacher.

I appreciate the use of technology in ministry, but I prefer sinner-saints in the pulpit over computer-generated avatars. I love the mistakes that real pastors make. I even prefer human heresies over programmed orthodoxy. I love the unpredictable Jesus of the gospels who overturns tables in the temple, insults people, and cries out that God has forsaken him. I prefer that human Jesus to the spiritually correct demigod and milquetoast messiah idolized in most Christian churches.  

When it comes down to it, we need pastors with arms to hold us and tears to cry with us in our time of need.  We need a Christ who weeps at a graveside and badmouths the hypocrites. We need one who can “sympathize with our weaknesses” as the Letter to the Hebrews says of Jesus. For that reason I do not think AIs will take over my profession anytime soon. I am not expecting to see a robo-preacher in the pulpit of our church. Thank God!

(P.S. This blog post was written by OpenAI's ChatGPT chatbot.)

Just kidding! (Or am I?) 

 

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